so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I will be naked everywhere
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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