Me too!
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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