She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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