Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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