This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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