check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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