Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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