She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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