do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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