i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
