Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my sisters under your porch take her home
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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