So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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