Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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