I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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