My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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