I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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