By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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