Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.