Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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