absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Jerry, you need to find god
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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