We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?