Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............