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i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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