Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she looked like the before picture.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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