Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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