bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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