So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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