In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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