It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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