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I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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