My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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