At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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