I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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