hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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