Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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