you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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