Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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