I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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