And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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