We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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