weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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