Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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