also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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