I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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