This is not my ceiling
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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