My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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