11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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