Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
4 words: hood of his car
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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