Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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