It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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