..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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