i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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