this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
you made out with another girl for some wings
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Randomize
