Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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