i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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