So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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