i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he thought i was a dude.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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