Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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