Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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