some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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