i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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