direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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